On the Prowl

Everybody seems to be sick,
theres cough, flu and sore throat everywhere,
the H1N1 symptom? [I wonder]

Since the pokemon fever take over,
there had been nicknames thrown randomly,
and I'm one of the victim, [What is it?]
Ok, since I'm a vegetarian,
they call me Oddish, [vegetable-like pokemon =__=]
I wanted Bulbasaur actually, [Its cute right?]
"Yea, but you're not cute, so you doesnt deserve
to be Bulbasaur," clarified CW.
[Ouch!]
So many pokemon people in my class now already,
Charizard, Nosepass, Sceptile, Oddish, Tangela.
All were related to the real person's characteristics,
Funny right? [Yea, but lame if you're 5K classmates]

Anyway, another class caption was submitted,
whats my caption description?
-----President of Go-Greener Club-----
I was like, Huh? I'm speechless,
This one was really a turn off for me,
I don't kinda like this part,
I still prefer the old "Hulk" caption.
Thanks to that great Pn.Sheela [lat].....

Laboratory Work

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"Excuse me, boss.
You have a text message."
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Thats my phone's reaction when I receives
a messsage. [duh!]
[So whose the sender and whats the message?]

First reply: Mind your own business.
Second reply: Its written like this [A long one]
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Lab Work:

Aim: To disturb you
Apparatus: Handphone
Procedure:
1) Send blank text messages
2) Miss call you.
3) Repeat step 1 and 2 regularly.

Result: You are disturb
Conclusion: I am happy.
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Cant stop laughing at this one,
such a creative text message.

Tomorrow I'm going to Kota Damansara,
To the place where I celebrated my birthday,
To sing songs and to let loose.

Twisted

Went to school today,
expected a boring day ahead,
but I was wrong,
something moved the boredom mood.

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[Situation: At the 5k Class line]
[People: A Prefect, P and and guy in 5K, G]
P: Woi! Get into your line.
G: Cant you see they [5O people] were in
OUR line?
P: Majority wins. Theres only 2 of you in this line.
G: WTF?
P: Shut up and just go!
G: There wet la! My shoe got hole.
P: Just go.
G: F*** you la! Cant you see my shoe got hole?
P: *Look at G's shoe* ...............
The prefect surrendered. [haha]
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Overall, school was still boring,
people continue playing with their stuffs.
Malek and Kishan playing SNAP game,
he [Malek] screamed like Adam Lambert
when he cant win Kishan in the game.

But there is a train wreck,
Vinz's pokemon deck was confiscated
by Pn.Sheela. [which left him speechless today]
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Me: Teacher, what you gonna do those cards?
Give it to your daughter to play?
Pn.Sheela: Yes, I am.
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What is your expression?
Confiscate people's card to give to daughter to play?
Why so cheap? If you want cards,
go buy yourself a deck and play with your daughter then.

Tomorrow, about 8 people are not going to school
[including me] since there isn't many important
things in school tomorrow.

Funny Things Galore

or maybe not?

=== End of Chemistry Lesson ===
"Finish everything and we'll discuss it tomorrow."
said Pn.Yasmin.
Immediately after that,
my heart sank deeply [like the Titanic ship]
my wish for no homework was not granted =(
[A lot of homework?] Apparently yes.
But the point is I don't even know how to do,
those questions are so tough. [So you're not doing it?]
*Pause* .... Yes again.....

Skip that, lets move to something else.
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Olden days fever are backed to my class,
peoples are playing pokemon cards,
Chor Tai Di, PSP, and Handphone [pokemon again]
to keep their spare time occupied.
Especially during today's Maths lesson.
Mr.Ang: Hey you! Whats this thing?
Me: Err...A circle?
Mr.Ang: Ok..Some more!
Me: Hmm, a sphere!
Mr.Ang: More!
Me: A dot?
Mr.Ang: What else?
Me: The 'N' word.
Mr.Ang: [smack his forehead] You! Sit down!
Me: Huh? [I don't even know what he is asking]
What shall I say? Trying to be lame?
Or blurred to the top of the world? [I'm weird]
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Oh yea! I recalled my tuition teacher singing
'I Believe I can Fly'. He was hungry that time,
and then he sang it this way:
I believe I can fry, I believe I can cook Roti Canai,
I dream about night and day, tonight I feel like eating satay.
[Hahaha =__= funny? lame? Maybe both]

During English Lesson,
Pn.Sheela: Malek!!!! What are you doing?!
My ears! I should have recommend her to join
the "So you think you can Scream" competition.

Marooned

This is weird,
I've thought of many things to type down here,
but when I'm on it, [like now]
my brains turn blank,
but I'll try my best not to be lame.
[We'll see about that =__=]

How about a joke I read a few days ago?
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One day, a teacher was trying to know
what is her student's name. Since they were new,
they were very shy, but not for one kid.
Teacher: Hello! Sweetie, whats your name?
Kid: I am spiderman!
Teacher: Oh! I mean your real name.
Kid: I'm sorry, its Peter Parker.
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What do you think? Funny? Average? Not at all?
I pity those jokers,
they'll either make people laugh or to be laughed.

Hmm, what else I've thought of?
Oh yea! Spectacles!
I got myself a new maroon coloured spectacles,
It doesnt mean my eyes were short-sighted or what,
Still normal, just protections. [Haha]

Filtered Anger

"I've been barking at you all for a month,
and this is the outcome you all gave me?"
uttered Pn.Sheila angrily to 5K students.

Wait a minute! Did she just said "Barking"?
So basically shes labelling herself as a dog?

Scolding [or maybe bark?] everybody in class,
my ears were so irritated by her,
I pity the Interact members, and also
Kishan. He got scolded for some small matter,
sent out of the class and disgraced.
Here is a twist! She doesnt scold Malek
eventhough he does alot of actions to irritate her.

Damn! I'm so lame today.
Whatever, I'm lame everyday...

Awful Feeling

"Hey, why the long face?" questioned me
to the Ping Pong club AJK girl,
lets just call her PPGirl because
apparently I don't even know her name.
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PPGirl: You are very scary...
Me: Huh? Why?
PPGirl: You have a very perverted look...
Me: Seriously?
PPGirl: Yes, especially your eyes. Those small eyes...
[I am speechless]
Me: My eyes cannot withstand excessive sunlight,
that is why my eyes are small.
PPGirl: Oh really? [showing me those curious looks]

Oh my, this is really weird.
Pervert? Small eyes? These two thing comes together?
I never knew I have perverted looks. [haha =__=]

This is stupid,
Librarians must wear green uniform daily,
those who doesn't come for duty will be sacked,
huh? What kind of communism rule is that?

Characteristics

Does really "innocent" girls still exist
in this modern world?
As in like they really don't know anything,
need a man's help when they faces problems,
they were never wild, just cute and innocent,
almost as pure as angels from heaven.
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Forget it, I'm just blabbering things
which is hard to find in this world,
almost impossible.
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And I realize I'm very Conservative.
I have all kind of "traditional" thoughts,
it was inherited and attached to me,
that's the gemstone which makes me lame,
because people nowadays were too modernize,
until they cant take in olden days stuffs,
its too lame for them you see.

Jonathan once said,
FAMILY!
Father And Mother I Love You!
Now that was cool!

France

Wow, 7 July is definitely the best!
Now, there is even a holiday declared for it,
How can I not know about this? Haha =__=
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/7/8/nation/4274000&sec=nation
Check this link out!
How cool is that?
Now I feel a bizarre urge to go to Penang next year,
[but just for one holiday purpose?]
Maybe not =(

By the way, few days ago,
I passby a mechanic shop with a sign
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"We can fix anything for 24/7!"
Please knock the door, bell is not functioning
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Ok, are you thinking of what I'm thinking?
If they can fix anything, why not the bell?
Haha =__=

====Still in few days ago====
my father told Jonathan and me,
make sure we both have the FRANCE.
And what is the meaning of it?
Friendship Remains And Can Never End
How COOL is THAT?
Ok, maybe I'm exaggerating
but what is daddy say was really meaningful.

TransVegetable

[What do you mean by the title?]
Don't ask me, ask Malek.
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Me: Yong! Whats the time now?

Yong: 12:40.

Darn! 20 more minutes to go.

Time is really slow when you wait for it,

I cant even concentrate in Add Maths period,

all I'm thinking is whats going on next.

==Bell Rings==

Finally, its over.

Jonathan, Christopher, Michael and Me

went to Mid Valley as planned on Saturday.

Of course with a purpose,

to watch Transformer: Revenge of The Fallen

We was lucky enough to buy tickets for it,

it was selling fast, a few more seats,

less than like, maybe 20?

But who cares anyway?

So what shall I say about this?

I'll say the three E's.

Exciting, emotional, and extreme.

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Optimus Prime Vs 3 Decepticons,

Arcee was kinda weird, [dont ask me why]

The small decepticon aka Mikaela's pet

is so cute!

Its breath taking to see those battles.

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Sometimes, Sam's parent is really annoying,

talking non-sense all the time,

I wonder how I'm gonna react if I've those parents

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Why am I so emotional?

I shed a tear when Sam dies,

while Mikaela says ILVU and this and that.

Kinda stupid right? Crying over fake things.

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Whatever it is, this movie is worth watching,

in my opinion, that is.

Megan Fox reminds me of my dream angel.

Somehow her face makes me think of her,

....Man, I'm thinking too much

Yawn, I'm so tired right now...

Seventeen's Sugar

Yesterday, I celebrated my day, [a little earlier]
Happened in Kota Damansara,
more specific, a place with a combined style
of Red-Box and Karaoke, the owner was Mr.Patrick Lu.
[pronounced as Loh, not Aaron Loh]

Four families were present,
the Kong family, the Than family, the Lu family
and my Ong family.

We sang, We danced, but we didnt steal things, [duh!]
Pictures were taken, but not too much
memories were crafted, but not a sad one,
with the help of four families, two cakes, and one purpose,
To celebrate my day.

Mummy, Daddy and Me

[try find similarities between me and dad]

I'll be more mature after this week, [hope so]

lesser lame, less crap and no irritating attitudes.

Will

[Whats with the title?]
You mean 'Will'?
Its about a joke I'll tell,
Will you relax? Why so tense? Haha =__=

I saw this joke some day ago,
its funny so I decided to post it here.

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Will, aged 7 and his parents went to watch a movie,
it was bloody,
spears impaled to heads, swords stabbed on chest,
Will was very terrified, as innocent as always,
he cried. His father, Will.I.am [haha...=__=]
comforted him and said,
"Relax child, its not real"
It works well until the second war begins,
the Commander said "FIRE AT WILL!"
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Maybe its not funny for you,
but for me, it is.
Respect my funny bones please
haha... =)

Failed to Grip Her

Never knew she's invulnerable,
I approached her without thinking twice,
Cold gestures and expression she gave me,
On the day where rains poured heavily,
Leaving my heart shattered like glasses,
Entangled me on the forest of sadness.

Six days after that,
A painful truth discovered,
You told me that truth,
Sending my feelings on you to hell.

Blaming on the hardship of life,
You say you don't want to be in a ************,
Entangled me again in the frustrated world.

To me, I cant handle this....

[What is this?]
None of your damned business =P
Most part was real, but some were made up...