Toying Around

Hello my fellow readers,
Found a couple of jokes through some source,
Sharing it here,
Lets spread the laughter!

A kid walked up to a priest,
Whom had just finished preaching,
Kid: Excuse me, what do you do
during your free time?
Calmly the priest replied,
Priest: Nun, my dear, Nun.
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It was wide and long,
It was angled diagonally and strong,
I went up and down repeated with it,
It was easy and surprisingly smooth,
What am I? Escalator
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Max's wife, Anne always had trouble
registering her name in an event,
so he decided to change his strategy,
At the registration counter,
Registrar: May I have your name?
Max: Max, and my wife, Anne,
with an "E"
Registrar: Got it.
The outcome? Anne spend her day,
walking around with her name tag, Enn.

That is all I got right now,
I wonder if I've post those jokes before,
Had a good laugh?
Man, I'm getting weirder and weirder day by day...

Weather Phone

I discovered an awesome phone model!

Not sure whether it exist or not,

I just found in somewhere in the web,

Like u all can see,

This phone can detect weather!

It changes its screen according to the weather! [Duh!]

~

~

Hopefully its not a fake one,

Wish it really exist in this world,

No matter the price,
I'll buy it for sure!

Boredom Kills

Like the title,
I'm really bored,
Cant work is the main factor,
Stayed at home,
Doing my daily do's,
And I'm also stucked,
In between reality and the virtual world,
Thanks to Jon for contributing part of it,
By giving me motivations to play on,
At the same time,
I'm also demotivated by disconnections.

Ouch!
RM700+ for a plane ride back
to KL during Chinese New Year?
That amount is HUGE!

Preparations

Nine more days,
Then I'm off to NS,
Mum was so tensed,
Ask me pack this pack that,
Do this, do that,
Me: Mum, NS is like a week more.
Mum: Pack first, later you panic.
Me: Oh come on! I wont.
Mum: You will!
Me: Will not!
Mum: [Ignore me] Hmm, detergent, hanger, bla bla.
Me: Mum! I can pack that myself.
Mum: Let me, you're off for 3 months,
I will not be able to look after you, so let me.
Me: [Stoned]
No matter how much I try,
Mummy is always so hard to coerce.

Life without school is calm but boring,
Everybody is like working,
And I'm here slacking,
Maybe I should just go and pack my stuffs....

Storm Warriors

Damn! The special effects!

I'll give a 10 out of 10 for this movie,

[Only for the special effects]

The downside of this movie is that there

are too many flaws in the storyline.

At least in the fighting movie,

There was a slight humour,

I never knew broomsticks can be a weapon,

Lao Leng, the sweeper,

He pinned down the enemy,

Then he'll sweep and sweep the poor enemy,

Sadly, only words cant describe it.

Don't listen to those people's comment,

Watch it yourself! Feel the passion!

Its worth watching,

And The Pang Brothers,

Oxide and Danny -,-

What a name....

Jon At Than's Seventeenth

Went to a coffee shop today,
While enjoying drinks with my parents,
A girl aged about 20 plus asked a question,
You know why men like smart women?
Her friends, all females,
Pondered for answers but to no avail,
Finally they ask her to reveal the answer,
Damn! You know what?
The answer : Opposite Attracts!
I'm so speechless upon hearing that.

19th December,
Happy Birthday Jon!

NS Destination

Kem Bagai Budi!
Guess where is it?
Its in Sabah!
Thats where I'm heading to for NS,
Oh gosh!
That was so very far far away,
I wonder is that a blessing?
Or maybe a curse in disguise?
Anyway, first batch guy here,
People say first batch all good students,
So it wouldnt be a pain being there,
At least I'm out of this KL for some time,
Thats it for now....

Of Drive

Passed the driving test today,
There was like 100+ people,
Part 2 test was easy,
Some failed and cried,
Some passed and was high,
The On the Road test was hell,
Everything else was fine,
My hard work had paid off,
Finally I can have my rest,
Sayonara~!
Yes, you all were right,
I copied Malek's post,
Sincerely apologizing here..

School Life I

Frankly, I hated schools,
It sucks and unfair.

When I'm in standard 6,
I'm in 6 Biru, [the worst standard 6 class]
Some dude thrown paper rubbish
to the Malay female teacher,
Then the teacher got hit and was angry,
She ask who did it?
But that dude didnt confess,
Then the whole class was being punished,
Whats the punishment?
One student, One slap![One Malaysia Concept :D]
So she just slap all the way until me,
Then her hand comes flying to my face,
I evaded and ask her "APA kau buat, Cikgu?"
She replied, "Tampar kau la,"
Then that time I was so stupid to let her slap,
Thats like the worse decision I've ever done,
After that I tell Sandru, [sitting beside me]
Me: Bila besar nanti, saya mesti tampar cikgu tu balik!
Suddenly, that Sandru suddenly go tell teacher,
Sandru: Cikgu! Alan cakap, [Like how I said]
Then that teacher stare at me,
I also stare back at her,
Ready to punch her if she does anything,
After that, she walked away.
Afraid? Scared? You decide.
[Hmm, I think Malek was 6Biru too]

Secondary school was okay, [Form 4 & 5 only]
Better than primary school,
At least those teachers wont punish you
for no reason unlike primary school.
From form 1 until 3,
I blame myself,
For being an ultra nerd dude,
Myself was an idiot, pure idiot.

Form 4 and 5 was the best,
[Since there is Malek who crack jokes every minute]
He'll kick the hell out of Kishan,
Leaving him lying down screaming or running,
[For two years]
Finally,
I'm relieved I'm out of the school....

SPM Ends

SPM ends,
Screaming werre heard everywhere,
People untying banners that are hanged,
Causing it to fall to the ground.
Student : Bakar sekolah!
Teacher : Saya bakar engkau!
~
Student : [Scream, pushing teacher around]
Teacher : Dey! Tingkatan 5 ke Tahun 5?

SPM ends,
Malek stops ignoring me!
No more book in my table,
No more paper or whatever,
Its cleaner!

The night when SPM ends,
I'm talking to like 5 people,
My fingers were undergoing brutal exercises,
My brains were squeezed too hard,
It cannot think anymore to post,
Mathematically,
Its the end of this post

Wished

Somebody opened a Mamak restaurant
opposite my house,
I won't be afraid of hunger pangs now,
Furthermore,
The restaurant's food is suprisingly cheap,
My dad ordered:
2 Roti Canai
2 Telur Rebus
1 Milo Ais
And guess whats the price?
RM4!

Tomorrow is the last exam/day of school,
I'm so gonna cast aside those books.

Research

Stumble upon a page, [The Star news]
Boob-staring good for men.
~
This is like the weirdest research ever,
The team spent five years researching 200 men?
Wow!
Whoever developed this idea is really a genius,
Now shall we give it a thought?
What do you all think about perverts lifespan?
And what about Monks and Nuns lifespan?
Haha...=__=
I am so totally intrigued by this research.

Panda Power

Pandas are so cute to me,

Those unique eyes,

The way they behave,

This Bamboo-eating creature was

amazingly cute!

No wonder their China's treasure,

[Thats what I've read from an article]

Pictures!

Panda and Mummy!

~

Ohaiyo! Bloggers!

~

Baby pandas were so different from adult pandas.

~

Baby panda says bye!

Virus

Stupid viruses from pendrive,
Can suddenly go disable my LAN network,
Now I've a hard time going online.

Although quarantined,
It, somehow still managed to 'escape',
Today only I've quarantiend 6 viruses,
So problematic,
Even antivirus couldnt even control,
This sucks big time....

Fixed

Finally managed to overcome
the MSN installing problem,
Thanks to Jon for helping,
Sacrificing his studying time,
Faced the trouble of downloading,
[Since I cant access the DL page]

Saw a foreign kid on the way back,
She has light green eyes,
Man! That was so beautiful,
Wish I could have those eyes,
Looking at it makes me green with envy,
Haha.... =__=

Treasure Hunt

[A long post ahead]
Sunday started,
Got up at 6o'clock,
Preparing myself for an upcoming event,
The Treasure Hunt with slogan,
"One Walk, One Hope"
Yep, its adapted from One Malaysia, [I guess]
Gathered with my partner, Y and friends,
We headed to Sungei Wang Shopping Complex.
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After we're briefed by Ricky, the emcee,
The Treasure Hunt starts,
A list of questions were given,
Have to find the answers in the place given,
Jln Bukit Bintang, Jln Alor, Tengkat Tong Shin,
And frankly, I screwed it up.
It was so hard,
One of the question,
"Surrounded by a layer to make it intense"
I was like, hmm...is it fortress or something?
Too bad, answers were not given.
That was just part one.
And we're also tasked to find a treasure,
Which in the end,
Was a coconut.
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Part two was worse,
We're given a list of pictures,
And we'll find places that have that picture,
Took me like 1 hour to complete,
Now I'm hating Bistro Delifrance shop,
Because of one damn chicken icon.
Walk there, walk here,
My leg would cry if they can speak.
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Left the competition before it ends,
My partner and another group wanted
to go and eat Shabu Shabu. [Correct?]
After that, we went to Neway,
Sang our hearts out from 3 to 6,
Three girls, one guy, [which is me]
When the session ends,
They suddenly want to go shopping,
Of course I'm forced to follow,
And you know what?
[Where the hell girls find the stamina to shop
after all day long walking here and there?]
Shopped like another hour,
Then only they can kill their shopping hunger,
Took a taxi and went home.
Really a tiring day...

Rethink

Cant believe its ending,

Only two more test to go,

Then we're free!

We're not students anymore!

Its time to meet the society,

Where we'll work for money,

And when we get our salaries,

And we'll go and purchase our daily needs,

And when we look at this picture....

Haha, Raffles hotel somemore!

Destress

Some guys are just so funny,
Recalling what happened yesterday,
One Metro bus stopped in front of me,
The bus driver's assistance shouted,
Puchong! Puchong!
Looking to an Indian couple behind me,
He shouted,
Wei budak, ayah kau panggil kau cepat balik,
Naiklah bas, boleh sampai rumah kau.
This guy is so random,
The indian couple just kept quiet,
Suddenly he stare at Jon and Me,
There he goes again,
Wei, Mak kau panggil la,
Bapa lu rindu kat kau la,
He said it so damn funny,
Until I laughed out loud,
Then he also laughed and the bus drove off,

Today went to Mid Valley again,
Mike, Dan, Jon was my company,
Arcade was our choice,
Now I can see whats in your mind,
SPM is on and you're still playing games?!
Whatever, we just need to destress.

Jennifer's Body

Haters of this movie,
Just get out of this blog,
Haters of this blogger,
Just shut up and just go away,
You were warned.
~
I would say its more of a sad story,
*Spoiler Ahead*
Jennifer was once a good girl,
But because of some tragedy,
Her whole life turned upside down,
Because of some stupid sacrifices,
And some very weird way of sacrificing.
~

Megan can really act,
How can a person cry so naturally on show?
You get what I mean...

She can have evil and good at the same time.

~

And at the end of the movie,
The scene where Megan was writing the 'YUM' word,
I felt so pity looking at her,
She lost her meal,
Shes hungry, she gets ugly,
And then she was killed by her BFF.

And I seriously LIKE this picture,

~

Low Shoulder!
Adam Brody right?
I'm not a fan of him,
But if I'm not mistaken,
He was one of the members of Big Japan,

[An indie band]

Together with Bret Harrison,
Yep! Bret Harrison!

~

Not to forget Amanda Seyfried,

She is so good in acting,

Scared, Scream, Stunning,

She has it all!

She made Jennifer's Body worth to watch.

And I heart this picture too

MSN Problem II

Managed to download the MSN installer,
Downloaded from Filehippo.com
While installing halfway,
This message popped out,


Unless I'm connected to the Internet?
I connected it, and they show me this message?
What? Is this a joke?

Its Near

The last day before SPM,
Meet some of my friends,
They were studying like mad,
One was trembling,
Another was having revision until midnight,
Looks like I'm the only one here,
Still relaxing and blogging,
Wish you all people Good Luck in SPM,
Don't give up before the time ends!
Damn! I still have problems with my MSN

Ginkgo Power

Daily Chilli posted this,

Read it first.

Wow! One of the food is Ginkgo huh?

Haha, you all know what I meant right?

Never knew Ginkgo can be so powerful,

Just if you guys are lazy to read,

Here is a simplified version,

Zoom in will be a good choice :)

Love At Young Age

Mum: Look at what I've found!
Alan: Huh? Is that me?
Mum: Thats when you're small!
Alan: What?! You gotta be kidding.
Mum: Yep, its you.
Alan: Wow! I've a girlfriend when I'm small?
Mum: That was when you're three years old.
Alan: Wow! Look at that, my hands were wrapped
around her neck.
Mum: You were so daring that time.
Alan: Hmm, where can I see her now?
Mum: I dont know, its been so long.
Alan: Aww.....Too bad then =__=



Love at young age ;)
Impossible to find her right now right?
What memories :)

MSN Problem

I cant update to the newer version,
Mainly because my computer doesnt
meet the requirements,
I'm not a computer pro,
Please tell me what to do. T__T

Straight Sense

Actually wanted to skip school,
But because I sensed I'll get something,
So I continued venturing to the school.

And I sensed correctly,
During the second period, [I think]
Pn.Sheela came and called Madhu,
To take some stuff for 5K's student,
Guess what is that?
SCHOOL MAGAZINE!!
The book I've craved for a long time,
Why? Class caption!
Looked for my picture again and again,
Until the third time with a careful observation,
I found it and was so not me!
The specky me is so different! :D

Ginkgo Barley

Went to a cafeteria near my house,
One dessert caught my eye,
Nicknamed Ginkgo Barley,
It tasted like Ginkgo and Barley, [duh!]
Looked like Barley drink,
But with an exception,
It has yellow colour Ginkgo in it, [another duh!]
Tasted this dessert before?
You'll regret if you ignore this.
Last but not least,
Ginkgo Barley pictures.




It looked like porridge, though

Telling Truth

People work, people missed their school life,
They were bored of working for money,
People study, people wants to work,
They wants to get salaries to buy stuff.

Now I know,
NOBODY has a permanent thought.

My school life sucked,
I left a path of destruction behind me,
Started since Form 1,
That time I was really an ass.

Now I realized,
I spent my Form 5 year,
Fixing something which is beyond repair,
The reputation.

Just a random post,
Regretting what I've done in the past.

City of Origami

A DEDICATED origami artist spent four years,
Creating this beautiful model city from paper,
but now plans to BURN it down.
Wataru Ito, 25,
started building the 'Castle on the Ocean'
when he became bored during his exams.
I'm so damn impressed by his work though,
Very detailed art.



Wataru Ito, using only knife and glue!
Below is all his work!






I'm so damn impressed,
How on earth someone could have so much time,
Doing things like this and then INCINERATE them.

SPM (Save Me)

I'm sure, I'm sure,
Everybody is studying,
The SPM is coming near,
But I am still doing nothing.
~
I see, I see,
Nobody updates,
They're so damn hardworking,
And I'm here just relaxing.
(Save me)

SPM is coming near,
Its killing me, killing me,
There are a few more weeks to,
GO!
No one can help me now,
And make it out, make it out,
No doubt I'm failing this test,
Yea!

Freaking lame right?
I know, I didnt wish to have this post,
I'm just to addicted to The Friday Night Boys

You Do, You Don't

I'm feeling blue,
Things were just so peaceful,
Sat in between walls,
Seeing the rain is starting to fall,
I let her down,
She was just hiding it so well,
Showing no sign,
Keeping all the lows and highs,
Cast aside everything,
You Do, You Don't
Never let words control you...

A/N: Not referring to anybody,
Just a random post.

Beyond Say

Took a bus to Cybertime with a task,

To get a type of file,

Which is needed by C,

To finish off his programming stuffs,

Hope I didnt copy the wrong file,

Found this picture halfway,

Half insect, half robotic?

Now thats a merge!

Is this a mosquito or a fly?

Suicide Saturday

Woke up at 8o'clock,

Had some food,

Off to tuition for exam,

Reached the door,

Saw no flip-flops,

Seen no lip-locks, [Haha... =__=]

Checked the exam time again,

Exam actually starts at 11o'clock,

But I've reached there at 10,

Landed myself a wrong time crisis yet again.

Took three exams straight,

From 11 to 5 non-stop,

Squeezing out whats in my brains,

Went back home, extremely tired,

Wished someone were here,

To chat with me....

Chef's Art

What do chefs do when their bored?

Craft foods into arts,

I guess boredom really gives the brain

a whole lot of mad ideas,

Take these pictures for example.

Extremely creative isn't it?

By the way,

Check out the Daily Chilli link I've put on,

Its a website which tells you whats happening.

Something like online newspaper.

Fin~

The All Malaysian Accepts

In Malaysia,

What food is accepted by all Malaysians?

The Nasi Lemak [As pictured]

It was made up of 'fatty' rice, cucumber, egg and etc,

Combined with variety of spicy 'sambal',

Undeniably the best combo!

My school had a Nasi Lemak stall,

But here is the catch,

Once in a blue moon,

They provide us with a special type of sambal,

It was known as 'Sambal Cicak' ..............

Roll On

Mushrooms!

Found this picture in the web,

Reminds me of Mario game,

So cute right?

Golden dragon medal!?

Now thats a catch,

Fiction one, [of course]

Hope someone can make it,

I want it!

More mini-pictures?

Went to search for animals,

Founded two,

One of it is a pig,

Dont get offended please,

Chose it one because its cute.

I'm so bored right now,

When there is nothing to do,

It'll kill me,

I hate wasting time.

Kill the Chills

Gosh!
I have an urge to watch this
Megan Fox's body,
Cant deny it, she's hot.


And this,
Archie's christmas present


Most of my friends doesnt like this guy,
Whatever, their favourites is none of my concern,
He had a new song, I promised myself
Jon! Go check out! :D


This guy is from some Korean band,
He really looks like Yew Wing,
Am I right?

Upheaval

Streamyx starts to sucks again,

Lagging is like a daily routine,

I cant even access to other web page,

That includes gaming, of course,

Unfortunately,

Blogger is still reachable,

Easiest to load compare to others.

~

And while I'm typing this,

My modem's ADSL light still to blink,

This upheaval is so depressing,

Does it looks familiar to you? :D

Cant do anything at all,

What is the streamyx doing?

Look at what I've found!

Lantern, bomb or what?

Time for Miracles

A movie, 2012,
The world ends,
Everybody dies,
Meteors will come crashing,
Is this believable?

In 9th of September, 1999,
People also claimed that,
Its the end of the world,
Then why are we still living?

Anyways,
Adam Lambert sang a song for 2012,
Time for Miracles - Check it out!
Truly touching....

Leftside Right

Gotta update!
I said to myself since four days ago.
Sadly, I couldn't,
Not because I'm fat,
Not because I got SPM on my back,
Its because I ran out of ideas,
Hate to admit this,
But my brains were so empty,
In fact,
Geniuses like me has limits,
Fools does not :D
[Don't hate me, its a random thing]

One of my friends claimed,
Everybody's blog sucked,
Its so boring, the same thing again and again,
[Well, he should have said blog sucked straws,
to be more specific you know?]
How did I react? Go make one,
and show me how to un-boring it.
He replied, I show ya! [A Months ago]
I've waited and waited but to no avail,
Last week, I went to asked him
How is it going?
He answered,
Lazy la! If I make, sure pawns one,
I lazy only.
[Speechless, I am]

Pool is Cool

Pool or Snooker?
Which one you prefer?
My votes are to pool,
They're easier and simpler,
Less balls than snooker,
No complicated ball score-in colours,
Faster in determining the winner,
Whatever,
This is not a debate,
Don't throw eggs to me.

When to play pool with daddy this afternoon,
Played like eight games, [1Hr 20+Min]
Result is? I lost of course,
He is a much better player,
After all, a fifty plus man versus a teenager?
Haha... =__=

Music is Magic

No music, no life.
Without music,
Life would be dull,
Music is magic,
It liberates us from stress,
Music is divided into many genres,
Surprisingly,
Music taste also defines your personality.

Adapted from Reader's Digest,
Blues - High self-esteem, creative, outgoing, and at ease.
Rock/Heavy Metal - Low self-esteem, creative, not hardworking, not outgoing, gentle, at ease.
Rap - High self-esteem, outgoing.
Opera - High self-esteem, creative and gentle.
Country and Western - Hardworking, outgoing.
Soul - High self-esteem, creative, outgoing, at ease.
Reggae - High self-esteem, creative, not hardworking, outgoing, gentle, at ease.
Dance - Creative, Outgoing, not gentle.
Indie - Low self-esteem, creative, not hardworking, not gentle.
Bollywood - Creative, outgoing.
Jazz - High self-esteem, creative, outgoing, and at ease.
Classical Music - High Self-esteem, creative, introvert and at ease.
Chart Pop - High self-esteem, not creative, hardworking, and not at ease.

Ribbit

How many people came today?
5K - Less than 10
5O - Less than 5
5M - More than 10
School starts,
We're assorted in religions,
Islams go Hall pray,
Christians go somewhere, [Forgot]
Hindus go Dewan Kuliah,
Buddhists go Lab,
Each mind their on business until recess,
Many people were 'leaving' school unofficially,
Wanted to leave but stayed in class,
played Tai Di while waiting for school to end,
Went to Cybertime with Jon and Mike,
Did some stuffs and went back.

Lucky for those people who didnt come,
School was awfully boring.

People claimed that rabbit sounded
Ribbit, Ribbit, Ribbit,
I think it sounded more like,
Read it, Read it, Read it.
Haha...

Impressive

Sharing some funny pictures,
obviously not mine,
so don't write senseless words in my CBox,
You know,
Its funny how you haters wrote,
Using other peoples name in disguise,
Pretty good strategy huh?


Copy and Paste the Baby!


Don't kill me if you see this


Oh Man! I'm so hot!

Eyes Cream

When things goes wrong,
especially its part of your face,
What can you expect?
Frankly,
You can expect many words hurled to you,
Today I got a new nickname,
Alan has Devil's Eyes!
While trying to be sarcastic,
Malek shown his weakness,
He, on the other hand,
Has "Mata Sepet" eyes.



Came across this picture,
Did my eye fool me again?
A modern Snow White,
having an apple,
in a laptop.

Its definitely cool isn't it?

Bitten

Came back from school
after the Chemistry 3 test,
Quite hard I guess,
Conditions were worsen because
my eyes were swollen.
~It hurts in a blink of eye.
Another fresh [or maybe sucky] start,
Everytime I passes somebody,
I'll get funny stares from there,
Reason? Weird eyes.
And applauses to Malek too,
He can do my weird eye stuns,
Pretty good huh?
Just a short update....

Under the Roof

I was not occupied in the evening,
So I decided to watch the TV,
Currently showing a Singaporean drama,
Coincidentally,
Its the last episode of the show,
Titled "The Golden Path",
Made some research on that show,
Its released in 2007 =__=
Heck! Why Ntv7 always broadcast
[Edited, since some jokers hate "liars"]
old shows, it made me feel outdated,
[Well, I am one..]

However,
One actress caught my eye,
She seemed so familiar,
And so another search was conducted,
Oh! Got it! She is Felicia Chin,
SilkyGirl ambassador [Is it?]
I realize she also had a blog,
Check it out!
Finally, after so long,
I managed to figure out how to do those links =__=

Modern Lifestyle

Reading through quotes,
Printed in Reader's Digest,
which I've ordered,
I came across this,
====================
"Show me person who doesnt gossip,
and I'll show you a person who is
not interested in people"
====================
True enough?
No wonder there was TV show named
Gossip Girls :D

Living in a modernize world,
Where we see less vowels in our lives,
Check out this message,
"Tht gal ovr thr is ttly hawt!"
Saving cents, it seems,
But think about it,
"That girl over there is totally hot!"
Only a few alphabets,
Does it make any difference when messaging?
Just came across my mind,
Don't choke me with critics =__=

Earth Petite

Found this picture,

Drawn by Angevon,

Poring Pelter's Author,

Extremely cute isn't it?

Its the RBO version of Earth Petite Dragon.

RBO - Ragnorak Battle Offline

Yep, I'm still a fan of Ragnorak.