Laugh Like We Used To

I found some funny things through the web,
And would like to share it with you guys =)
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I brought a herb belt,
It was a waist of thyme.
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Dracula died and was sent to heaven,
He was granted two wish by the god,
Hmm, I still want to suck blood,
After having a hard time thinking,
He decided,
Well, I want all the girls in the world to like me
*Poof* He turned into a sanitary pad
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My grandmother thinks that
Lol = Lots of Love.
One day,
Aunt May died and she sent me a message,
"Dear Hannah, Aunt May just died
yesterday. I hope she'll rest in peace, Lol.
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Thats all I had,
Have a good day.

The Accident

An accident involving a car and a bus took place,
Many people were injured,
Some died of fatality,
One man who lost his arm screamed,
I lost my arm! *sniffle*
How can god do this to me?!

Seeing the poor man,
Another guy walked to him and said,
Come on! Dont be sad,
See the guy over there?
He lost his head and he is not crying...

Heartbreaking

The Friday Night Boys broke up,
I'm so speechless and saddened.
For more informations,
Visit this page.

For you guys who doesnt know about this band,
I recommend listening their songs first,
1) That's what she said
2) Superman (Save You)
3) Stuttering
4) Finding Me Out