Of Drive

Passed the driving test today,
There was like 100+ people,
Part 2 test was easy,
Some failed and cried,
Some passed and was high,
The On the Road test was hell,
Everything else was fine,
My hard work had paid off,
Finally I can have my rest,
Sayonara~!
Yes, you all were right,
I copied Malek's post,
Sincerely apologizing here..

School Life I

Frankly, I hated schools,
It sucks and unfair.

When I'm in standard 6,
I'm in 6 Biru, [the worst standard 6 class]
Some dude thrown paper rubbish
to the Malay female teacher,
Then the teacher got hit and was angry,
She ask who did it?
But that dude didnt confess,
Then the whole class was being punished,
Whats the punishment?
One student, One slap![One Malaysia Concept :D]
So she just slap all the way until me,
Then her hand comes flying to my face,
I evaded and ask her "APA kau buat, Cikgu?"
She replied, "Tampar kau la,"
Then that time I was so stupid to let her slap,
Thats like the worse decision I've ever done,
After that I tell Sandru, [sitting beside me]
Me: Bila besar nanti, saya mesti tampar cikgu tu balik!
Suddenly, that Sandru suddenly go tell teacher,
Sandru: Cikgu! Alan cakap, [Like how I said]
Then that teacher stare at me,
I also stare back at her,
Ready to punch her if she does anything,
After that, she walked away.
Afraid? Scared? You decide.
[Hmm, I think Malek was 6Biru too]

Secondary school was okay, [Form 4 & 5 only]
Better than primary school,
At least those teachers wont punish you
for no reason unlike primary school.
From form 1 until 3,
I blame myself,
For being an ultra nerd dude,
Myself was an idiot, pure idiot.

Form 4 and 5 was the best,
[Since there is Malek who crack jokes every minute]
He'll kick the hell out of Kishan,
Leaving him lying down screaming or running,
[For two years]
Finally,
I'm relieved I'm out of the school....

SPM Ends

SPM ends,
Screaming werre heard everywhere,
People untying banners that are hanged,
Causing it to fall to the ground.
Student : Bakar sekolah!
Teacher : Saya bakar engkau!
~
Student : [Scream, pushing teacher around]
Teacher : Dey! Tingkatan 5 ke Tahun 5?

SPM ends,
Malek stops ignoring me!
No more book in my table,
No more paper or whatever,
Its cleaner!

The night when SPM ends,
I'm talking to like 5 people,
My fingers were undergoing brutal exercises,
My brains were squeezed too hard,
It cannot think anymore to post,
Mathematically,
Its the end of this post

Wished

Somebody opened a Mamak restaurant
opposite my house,
I won't be afraid of hunger pangs now,
Furthermore,
The restaurant's food is suprisingly cheap,
My dad ordered:
2 Roti Canai
2 Telur Rebus
1 Milo Ais
And guess whats the price?
RM4!

Tomorrow is the last exam/day of school,
I'm so gonna cast aside those books.

Research

Stumble upon a page, [The Star news]
Boob-staring good for men.
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This is like the weirdest research ever,
The team spent five years researching 200 men?
Wow!
Whoever developed this idea is really a genius,
Now shall we give it a thought?
What do you all think about perverts lifespan?
And what about Monks and Nuns lifespan?
Haha...=__=
I am so totally intrigued by this research.

Panda Power

Pandas are so cute to me,

Those unique eyes,

The way they behave,

This Bamboo-eating creature was

amazingly cute!

No wonder their China's treasure,

[Thats what I've read from an article]

Pictures!

Panda and Mummy!

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Ohaiyo! Bloggers!

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Baby pandas were so different from adult pandas.

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Baby panda says bye!

Virus

Stupid viruses from pendrive,
Can suddenly go disable my LAN network,
Now I've a hard time going online.

Although quarantined,
It, somehow still managed to 'escape',
Today only I've quarantiend 6 viruses,
So problematic,
Even antivirus couldnt even control,
This sucks big time....