Laugh Like We Used To

I found some funny things through the web,
And would like to share it with you guys =)
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I brought a herb belt,
It was a waist of thyme.
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Dracula died and was sent to heaven,
He was granted two wish by the god,
Hmm, I still want to suck blood,
After having a hard time thinking,
He decided,
Well, I want all the girls in the world to like me
*Poof* He turned into a sanitary pad
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My grandmother thinks that
Lol = Lots of Love.
One day,
Aunt May died and she sent me a message,
"Dear Hannah, Aunt May just died
yesterday. I hope she'll rest in peace, Lol.
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Thats all I had,
Have a good day.