Toying Around

Hello my fellow readers,
Found a couple of jokes through some source,
Sharing it here,
Lets spread the laughter!

A kid walked up to a priest,
Whom had just finished preaching,
Kid: Excuse me, what do you do
during your free time?
Calmly the priest replied,
Priest: Nun, my dear, Nun.
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It was wide and long,
It was angled diagonally and strong,
I went up and down repeated with it,
It was easy and surprisingly smooth,
What am I? Escalator
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Max's wife, Anne always had trouble
registering her name in an event,
so he decided to change his strategy,
At the registration counter,
Registrar: May I have your name?
Max: Max, and my wife, Anne,
with an "E"
Registrar: Got it.
The outcome? Anne spend her day,
walking around with her name tag, Enn.

That is all I got right now,
I wonder if I've post those jokes before,
Had a good laugh?
Man, I'm getting weirder and weirder day by day...

Weather Phone

I discovered an awesome phone model!

Not sure whether it exist or not,

I just found in somewhere in the web,

Like u all can see,

This phone can detect weather!

It changes its screen according to the weather! [Duh!]

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Hopefully its not a fake one,

Wish it really exist in this world,

No matter the price,
I'll buy it for sure!

Boredom Kills

Like the title,
I'm really bored,
Cant work is the main factor,
Stayed at home,
Doing my daily do's,
And I'm also stucked,
In between reality and the virtual world,
Thanks to Jon for contributing part of it,
By giving me motivations to play on,
At the same time,
I'm also demotivated by disconnections.

Ouch!
RM700+ for a plane ride back
to KL during Chinese New Year?
That amount is HUGE!

Preparations

Nine more days,
Then I'm off to NS,
Mum was so tensed,
Ask me pack this pack that,
Do this, do that,
Me: Mum, NS is like a week more.
Mum: Pack first, later you panic.
Me: Oh come on! I wont.
Mum: You will!
Me: Will not!
Mum: [Ignore me] Hmm, detergent, hanger, bla bla.
Me: Mum! I can pack that myself.
Mum: Let me, you're off for 3 months,
I will not be able to look after you, so let me.
Me: [Stoned]
No matter how much I try,
Mummy is always so hard to coerce.

Life without school is calm but boring,
Everybody is like working,
And I'm here slacking,
Maybe I should just go and pack my stuffs....

Storm Warriors

Damn! The special effects!

I'll give a 10 out of 10 for this movie,

[Only for the special effects]

The downside of this movie is that there

are too many flaws in the storyline.

At least in the fighting movie,

There was a slight humour,

I never knew broomsticks can be a weapon,

Lao Leng, the sweeper,

He pinned down the enemy,

Then he'll sweep and sweep the poor enemy,

Sadly, only words cant describe it.

Don't listen to those people's comment,

Watch it yourself! Feel the passion!

Its worth watching,

And The Pang Brothers,

Oxide and Danny -,-

What a name....

Jon At Than's Seventeenth

Went to a coffee shop today,
While enjoying drinks with my parents,
A girl aged about 20 plus asked a question,
You know why men like smart women?
Her friends, all females,
Pondered for answers but to no avail,
Finally they ask her to reveal the answer,
Damn! You know what?
The answer : Opposite Attracts!
I'm so speechless upon hearing that.

19th December,
Happy Birthday Jon!

NS Destination

Kem Bagai Budi!
Guess where is it?
Its in Sabah!
Thats where I'm heading to for NS,
Oh gosh!
That was so very far far away,
I wonder is that a blessing?
Or maybe a curse in disguise?
Anyway, first batch guy here,
People say first batch all good students,
So it wouldnt be a pain being there,
At least I'm out of this KL for some time,
Thats it for now....

Of Drive

Passed the driving test today,
There was like 100+ people,
Part 2 test was easy,
Some failed and cried,
Some passed and was high,
The On the Road test was hell,
Everything else was fine,
My hard work had paid off,
Finally I can have my rest,
Sayonara~!
Yes, you all were right,
I copied Malek's post,
Sincerely apologizing here..

School Life I

Frankly, I hated schools,
It sucks and unfair.

When I'm in standard 6,
I'm in 6 Biru, [the worst standard 6 class]
Some dude thrown paper rubbish
to the Malay female teacher,
Then the teacher got hit and was angry,
She ask who did it?
But that dude didnt confess,
Then the whole class was being punished,
Whats the punishment?
One student, One slap![One Malaysia Concept :D]
So she just slap all the way until me,
Then her hand comes flying to my face,
I evaded and ask her "APA kau buat, Cikgu?"
She replied, "Tampar kau la,"
Then that time I was so stupid to let her slap,
Thats like the worse decision I've ever done,
After that I tell Sandru, [sitting beside me]
Me: Bila besar nanti, saya mesti tampar cikgu tu balik!
Suddenly, that Sandru suddenly go tell teacher,
Sandru: Cikgu! Alan cakap, [Like how I said]
Then that teacher stare at me,
I also stare back at her,
Ready to punch her if she does anything,
After that, she walked away.
Afraid? Scared? You decide.
[Hmm, I think Malek was 6Biru too]

Secondary school was okay, [Form 4 & 5 only]
Better than primary school,
At least those teachers wont punish you
for no reason unlike primary school.
From form 1 until 3,
I blame myself,
For being an ultra nerd dude,
Myself was an idiot, pure idiot.

Form 4 and 5 was the best,
[Since there is Malek who crack jokes every minute]
He'll kick the hell out of Kishan,
Leaving him lying down screaming or running,
[For two years]
Finally,
I'm relieved I'm out of the school....

SPM Ends

SPM ends,
Screaming werre heard everywhere,
People untying banners that are hanged,
Causing it to fall to the ground.
Student : Bakar sekolah!
Teacher : Saya bakar engkau!
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Student : [Scream, pushing teacher around]
Teacher : Dey! Tingkatan 5 ke Tahun 5?

SPM ends,
Malek stops ignoring me!
No more book in my table,
No more paper or whatever,
Its cleaner!

The night when SPM ends,
I'm talking to like 5 people,
My fingers were undergoing brutal exercises,
My brains were squeezed too hard,
It cannot think anymore to post,
Mathematically,
Its the end of this post

Wished

Somebody opened a Mamak restaurant
opposite my house,
I won't be afraid of hunger pangs now,
Furthermore,
The restaurant's food is suprisingly cheap,
My dad ordered:
2 Roti Canai
2 Telur Rebus
1 Milo Ais
And guess whats the price?
RM4!

Tomorrow is the last exam/day of school,
I'm so gonna cast aside those books.

Research

Stumble upon a page, [The Star news]
Boob-staring good for men.
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This is like the weirdest research ever,
The team spent five years researching 200 men?
Wow!
Whoever developed this idea is really a genius,
Now shall we give it a thought?
What do you all think about perverts lifespan?
And what about Monks and Nuns lifespan?
Haha...=__=
I am so totally intrigued by this research.

Panda Power

Pandas are so cute to me,

Those unique eyes,

The way they behave,

This Bamboo-eating creature was

amazingly cute!

No wonder their China's treasure,

[Thats what I've read from an article]

Pictures!

Panda and Mummy!

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Ohaiyo! Bloggers!

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Baby pandas were so different from adult pandas.

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Baby panda says bye!

Virus

Stupid viruses from pendrive,
Can suddenly go disable my LAN network,
Now I've a hard time going online.

Although quarantined,
It, somehow still managed to 'escape',
Today only I've quarantiend 6 viruses,
So problematic,
Even antivirus couldnt even control,
This sucks big time....

Fixed

Finally managed to overcome
the MSN installing problem,
Thanks to Jon for helping,
Sacrificing his studying time,
Faced the trouble of downloading,
[Since I cant access the DL page]

Saw a foreign kid on the way back,
She has light green eyes,
Man! That was so beautiful,
Wish I could have those eyes,
Looking at it makes me green with envy,
Haha.... =__=