Pickup Lines

Whew!
Just came back from activites,
It was a public one,
And in the sea of people,
I meet a random girl,
Shared some winks,
Exchanged some smiles,
A good kickstart for today,
Since yesterday was a boring one,
And I passed by a restaurant,
One couple were eating, [with another uncle]
The GF's father asked,
"Hey, what pickup line you used on my daughter?"
You know how that guy answered?
"Nothing special, just a 56K Modem"
I'm so totally amazed by his style of jokes,
or maybe his skills in stupidity.

Cuddles

Sitting beside me,
Hardly uttering a word,
She stares quietly,
Showing the bored expression,
In the midst of the boredom,
I brought us to this website,
called http://www.omegle.com/,
where you can chat with strangers,
We had chat with a 15 year old girl,
which is from China,
basically, she did the chatting, =)
Its funny how she talk to the China girl,
Who is she?
She is my
Most
Original
Masterpiece.

Respecting Teachers

Talking to teachers for a long time

really gives me a headache,

You cant talk to them casually,

You control your voices,

You stand straight and show respect,

It was just so formal,

That sometimes I wonder,

Why suddenly I am so polite?

Relaxing the Mind

So its holiday huh?
I'm off to Mr.Derrick's tuition,
Had three hours of Add Maths,
Pretty fun, I would say,
Since there is Nixon and Timothy,
who likes to make fun of Amelia,
and also Mr.Derrick who is a great joker.
Today is pretty windy as well,
wonder whats happening
at the outskirts of Kuala Lumpur.

School holiday is great,
You get to stop seeing people you hate in school,
Hmm, thats a pretty random one.

Joy

Finally,

The PSP case was solved,

Problems began to sink,
Everybody starts to study,

The process,

Giving Mr.Lee the hell,

Was definitely the best experience,

I've never felt so relieved before,

After solving a case,

In this case,

Screw and demand respect,

I've never been so rational before,

Great leap to a more normalized me.

I'm a happy man now,

Dont let my face fool you.

Retrieved Reputation

Entering the teacher's room,
Me: Jonathan, stand here,
just eavesdrop. See what he'll do. [Mr.Lee]
Jonathan: Ok, go ahead.

Walked towards Mr.Lee, standing beside him,
Me: Morning teacher.
L: Yes?
Me: Am I very rude yesterday? [Very politely]
L: Yes you are!
Me: Tell me about it.
L: You doesnt need to know.
Me: If I doesnt need to know, how am I gonna apologize?
L: Ok! Its the way you speak, your tone.
Me: But as far as I'm concern, I speak to you politely,
What about you? You screamed at me like screaming
to a dog. What? Am I dog to you?
L: [Ignores the question] What else you want to say?
Me: I demand a respect from you as a student.
I respect you, but I don't see any respect
you give to me since yesterday till now.
L: [Showing his stunts] So? What else?
Me: Then I DEMAND you to call my father NOW! [Loud]
L: Ok! I'll do it.
Me: Do you need his phone number?
L: I have it, I dont need your help.
Me: Fine! Call him NOW!
L: Just wait! I'll call.

Mr.Lee talked to my father with a rude attitude,
He told my father that I'm not satisfied with
the way he treated me, and I demand respect from him,
Of course siding with me,
My father, to describe in a rude way,
Screwed him up like there is no tomorrow,
That 25 minutes of chat was a hell for him.
But what I can hear is, Father demands him,
to apologize to me for humiliating me in front of those teachers,
and also the screaming he did which irritates me.

After the call, Mr.Lee was kinda stoned,
He ask me to go out to the porch,
We talked for quite a while,
Discussed about the PSP case. [Peacefully]
[Haha.... =__=]

After talking with Mr.Lee,
Pn.Victoria was next,
Again, its about me on the case,
But I'm surprised she believes that is NOT my PSP.
She knows there is a truth hidden behind this,
Asking her if she could keep a promise?
Me: Can you promise me you wont tell anyone?
V: Yes.
Me: What guarantee you have for me to trust you, teacher?
V: I'm a counselor, you know what counselor does.
I told her the story....
Foolish I might be....

Unfair Circumstances

Life is unfair, same goes to MDs
Teachers can shout, but students cannot,
Students were not allowed to drink water,
And that includes sitting on a chair.
Mr.Lee = Discipline teacher of the School
a.k.a the most uncivilised animal in La Salle.

--Entering the Office--
Me [A] : Can I drink water?
Mr.Lee [L] : No! [x3 in a loud voice]
A: [Monologue] Sial, minum air pun tak boleh.
L: Stand! Cannot sit.
A: Ok ok! Fine.
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--Skip--
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L: Whats the name of the game? [Asking Daniel]
A: [Snap] Tales of the World
L: Shut up! ....bla bla bla....
A: [Thoughts: Stupid Phucktard]
L: Tell me more about the game.
D: Killing monsters, save the world.
L: *Shake head*
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--Skip--
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L: When your dad brought you that PSP?
A: Last two weeks, ...and the story goes...
--Halfway--
L: [Interrupt] Ok! Enough!
A: Please give me the opportunity to speak
and forgive my rudeness.
L: Shut up! You want I come and slap you?
A: [Thoughts: Phuck you la! You slap I sue]
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--Skip--
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L: Since you're a prefect, then you have two choice,
a) Call your mum to school or
b) Suspended for a week.
D: I'll call my mum. [To Daniel]
L: Tomorrow your mum will take the PSP.
A: Whatever, make sure I dont sees that.

This Mr.Lee doesnt deserves respects,
He doesnt respect students right to speak,
hot-headed old white-haired ass clown.

What is the use of MD?
Daniel and I came out angrily,
Daniel was punching bus stop pillars,
I foul-mouthed like an idiot,
Whats the point of MD?
Making students worse?

Disastrous Outcome

Very frustrated day,
Pn.Sheela made it worst,
Exaggerating again and again,
So whats the outcome?
Daniel and I are going to MD tomorrow,
To further discuss our case,
Like what kind of sentence we'll get.

Pretty long conversation we had,
that includes Pn.Sheela, Daniel, Mum and Me,
I heard from Daniel,
Pn.Sheela was screaming at the tarmac
when she was talking with Daniel,
Actually, yes.
I can hear her voice even when the phone's
loudspeaker was not turned on.

This whole thing was seriously out of control,
Never knew many ridiculous things can happen,
Bad outcome and more unspeakable events,
I was gossiped like hell,
just because of one DAMN PSP,
the stupid Play Station Phuckable.
I'll never help one to take their confiscated stuff anymore.

And to those people who thinks that,
I done that just for rewards, then you thought wrong,
Rewards were never my purpose, you idiots.

Rusty

First day of block or blog study,
whatever you all call it really sucked,
I was in 5 Oren class and teacher's Pn.Hindun,
Instinct tells me I gotta check out my 5K place,
So I did, what did I see?
Some rusted guy was sitting in my place,
Searching and digging around my books,
First thought: Heck! the What?! Rusty guy!
Second thought: Shit! There is four guys there!

First five period was boring,
Teacher gave like bout five minutes for a question,
So there is a lot of free time,
Daniel and I were discussing his PSP issues,
Whats the outcome?
My mum is gonna claim that PSP for Dan tomorrow,
Some acting skills will really be tested....
Damn! I'm so depressed with when it comes to taking pictures...

Communication Problems

Going back to square one,
Where it starts over again,
Gonna wait for another week,
I'm gonna be patience,
Got a short message from you,
And a picture in my phone,
Waiting, for the day to come,
I will take the time to blog.

Modified from a song's lyric,
Jon should know what it is =)

Lets blog about talking,
I have a lousy way of communicating,
My voice automatically raised without I realizing,
And that happens when I get too excited,
Any tips on how to fix this?
Tips like Just be yourself and normal were already given
by that nosepass in my class with an idiotic look.

Holy Water Process

Encountered many jokers these days,
During a brief chat with Mr.I,
He asked,
Q:How to make Holy Water?
I thought it was surely something religious,
but I was wrong.
A: You boil the HELL out of it!
"Haha...Gotcha!" said Mr.I

And so exam is near,
My books were still brand new,
Lost the interest in studying, [except maths subjects]
History was a huge turnoff,
Same goes to Physic,
Everybody starts to hit the panic button,
But I'm still relaxing here,
As if SPM doesnt exists in my life.

Remember the previous post joke?
The Break A Record one?
I asked this to one of my friends in school,
Me: *Questions*
Him: Hmm, I think the answer is when
I break your face.
And so the laughter or anger persists... =)

Being Emotional Sucks

Being emotional seriously sucks,
You'll cut yourself up, [like Hazman]
You'll put all kind of crazy stuffs on you,
What is so cool about being emotional?

Flight of the Conchords is the best medicine,
Their jokes were absurdly funny.
Check out this song,
Title: The Humans Are Dead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGoi1MSGu64

Read an IQ question in the newspaper,
Question: What stuff when you break it,
everybody around you, your family and relatives
are very happy about it?
Answer: When you break a record =)

Perforated Heart

Trying to hide the emotions,
Outside, I'm masquerading,
Inside, my heart is crying,
I'm emotional and I cant contain it,
No one knew this, no one sees this,
Its growing uncontrollably in me.

Uninvited Incident

School was pretty boring today,
sometimes I even wonder,
Why did I come to school today?
My class didnt even study anything,
What is worse than that?
Nobody has the class key to open class lock,
So we are force to go somewhere else,
We're like homeless beggars,
going around, seeing if there is any empty class,
some of us sat at the porch.
Boredom strikes me during that time,
Resulting me to take a picture of my classmates.


They were cool guys, too bad after SPM,
Each of us will have lesser chance to see each other.

Sense

Pretty great day,
Out of four subjects,
Only two teacher came in to teach us,
So there is a lot of free time to spend.

Talked and asked question to people like
Aaron, Kishan, Azreel, Vincent and Chun Wei.

Whats the question about?
1)How to make start up a conversation?
2)How to make a girl interested at you?

[Can you imagine how weird am I now?]
A heck of time I've spent,
trying to clarify something,
the more I talk, the worst it gets,
they'll make a joke out of it,
but at least they make me laughed a lot,
[Kinda sad because I cant remember anything now]
After a long discussion, [more like talking non-sense]
they came up with hints like
Act normal, be yourself.

During History lesson,
I asked teacher some lame question,
and there goes the second hint,
"The second tip is stop asking stupid question!"
[Hey! Thats pretty true to me]

Before we go back,
Redza Lambert sang "Sambasevam",
which is Sasi's father's name, [many times]
that action taunted Sasi, and there he goes.

Charge to Redza, delivering a strong push him,
Countering Sasi's push, Malek punched him in the head,
A pretty hard one....[I wonder he'll survive]
Anyway, conclusion is Malek's a great fighter :D

My Blog Would Suck Without You

This title suddenly popped out from my head,
so I decided to type it down here,
ideas should not be wasted, [thats what I think]
pretty good title? [Copy Cat!]
Sorry then... =__=
Pretty depressed now,
I hate to write this, [But blog's name's Xpresser]
Yea, whatever.

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Got myself a new haircut,
Father and Mother [I love You] says its cool,
But for me, it sucked abit,
unbalanced hair, =__=
I don't think I dare to see people's reaction in school,
sure it'll be like, "Alan, you're hair damn suck duh!"
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Currently I'm trying to redownload my songs,
lucky there is Amelia who came in handy,
thanks friend. =D

Wow! I didnt realize its been a long time
since I post pictures of myself,
pimples and haircuts were stopping me. [Haha..]