Saturday, August 15, 2009

Communication Problems

Going back to square one,
Where it starts over again,
Gonna wait for another week,
I'm gonna be patience,
Got a short message from you,
And a picture in my phone,
Waiting, for the day to come,
I will take the time to blog.

Modified from a song's lyric,
Jon should know what it is =)

Lets blog about talking,
I have a lousy way of communicating,
My voice automatically raised without I realizing,
And that happens when I get too excited,
Any tips on how to fix this?
Tips like Just be yourself and normal were already given
by that nosepass in my class with an idiotic look.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Holy Water Process

Encountered many jokers these days,
During a brief chat with Mr.I,
He asked,
Q:How to make Holy Water?
I thought it was surely something religious,
but I was wrong.
A: You boil the HELL out of it!
"Haha...Gotcha!" said Mr.I

And so exam is near,
My books were still brand new,
Lost the interest in studying, [except maths subjects]
History was a huge turnoff,
Same goes to Physic,
Everybody starts to hit the panic button,
But I'm still relaxing here,
As if SPM doesnt exists in my life.

Remember the previous post joke?
The Break A Record one?
I asked this to one of my friends in school,
Me: *Questions*
Him: Hmm, I think the answer is when
I break your face.
And so the laughter or anger persists... =)

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Being Emotional Sucks

Being emotional seriously sucks,
You'll cut yourself up, [like Hazman]
You'll put all kind of crazy stuffs on you,
What is so cool about being emotional?

Flight of the Conchords is the best medicine,
Their jokes were absurdly funny.
Check out this song,
Title: The Humans Are Dead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGoi1MSGu64

Read an IQ question in the newspaper,
Question: What stuff when you break it,
everybody around you, your family and relatives
are very happy about it?
Answer: When you break a record =)

Monday, August 10, 2009

Perforated Heart

Trying to hide the emotions,
Outside, I'm masquerading,
Inside, my heart is crying,
I'm emotional and I cant contain it,
No one knew this, no one sees this,
Its growing uncontrollably in me.

Friday, August 7, 2009

Uninvited Incident

School was pretty boring today,
sometimes I even wonder,
Why did I come to school today?
My class didnt even study anything,
What is worse than that?
Nobody has the class key to open class lock,
So we are force to go somewhere else,
We're like homeless beggars,
going around, seeing if there is any empty class,
some of us sat at the porch.
Boredom strikes me during that time,
Resulting me to take a picture of my classmates.



They were cool guys, too bad after SPM,
Each of us will have lesser chance to see each other.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Sense

Pretty great day,
Out of four subjects,
Only two teacher came in to teach us,
So there is a lot of free time to spend.

Talked and asked question to people like
Aaron, Kishan, Azreel, Vincent and Chun Wei.

Whats the question about?
1)How to make start up a conversation?
2)How to make a girl interested at you?

[Can you imagine how weird am I now?]
A heck of time I've spent,
trying to clarify something,
the more I talk, the worst it gets,
they'll make a joke out of it,
but at least they make me laughed a lot,
[Kinda sad because I cant remember anything now]
After a long discussion, [more like talking non-sense]
they came up with hints like
Act normal, be yourself.

During History lesson,
I asked teacher some lame question,
and there goes the second hint,
"The second tip is stop asking stupid question!"
[Hey! Thats pretty true to me]

Before we go back,
Redza Lambert sang "Sambasevam",
which is Sasi's father's name, [many times]
that action taunted Sasi, and there he goes.

Charge to Redza, delivering a strong push him,
Countering Sasi's push, Malek punched him in the head,
A pretty hard one....[I wonder he'll survive]
Anyway, conclusion is Malek's a great fighter :D

Sunday, August 2, 2009

My Blog Would Suck Without You

This title suddenly popped out from my head,
so I decided to type it down here,
ideas should not be wasted, [thats what I think]
pretty good title? [Copy Cat!]
Sorry then... =__=
Pretty depressed now,
I hate to write this, [But blog's name's Xpresser]
Yea, whatever.

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Got myself a new haircut,
Father and Mother [I love You] says its cool,
But for me, it sucked abit,
unbalanced hair, =__=
I don't think I dare to see people's reaction in school,
sure it'll be like, "Alan, you're hair damn suck duh!"
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Currently I'm trying to redownload my songs,
lucky there is Amelia who came in handy,
thanks friend. =D

Wow! I didnt realize its been a long time
since I post pictures of myself,
pimples and haircuts were stopping me. [Haha..]