Programmed to be Lame

Time flies,
In just a blink of eye,
Left just only one day here,
Blogging now is weird,
I should be checking what I've packed,
And by the way,
I found two very interesting pictures,
Check it out!

Its a cake! Trust me!

And this is the coolest name ever,

I don't know whether its photoshopped or not,

Afterall, it doesnt look like photoshopped to me.

And finally,

Being lame is fun,

But that doesnt mean I'm born to be lame,

Its an addiction, not a habit.

This is the last post I head to NS,

Xpresser shall return here after it ends,

And un-dead this blog.

Toying Around

Hello my fellow readers,
Found a couple of jokes through some source,
Sharing it here,
Lets spread the laughter!

A kid walked up to a priest,
Whom had just finished preaching,
Kid: Excuse me, what do you do
during your free time?
Calmly the priest replied,
Priest: Nun, my dear, Nun.
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It was wide and long,
It was angled diagonally and strong,
I went up and down repeated with it,
It was easy and surprisingly smooth,
What am I? Escalator
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Max's wife, Anne always had trouble
registering her name in an event,
so he decided to change his strategy,
At the registration counter,
Registrar: May I have your name?
Max: Max, and my wife, Anne,
with an "E"
Registrar: Got it.
The outcome? Anne spend her day,
walking around with her name tag, Enn.

That is all I got right now,
I wonder if I've post those jokes before,
Had a good laugh?
Man, I'm getting weirder and weirder day by day...

Weather Phone

I discovered an awesome phone model!

Not sure whether it exist or not,

I just found in somewhere in the web,

Like u all can see,

This phone can detect weather!

It changes its screen according to the weather! [Duh!]

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Hopefully its not a fake one,

Wish it really exist in this world,

No matter the price,
I'll buy it for sure!

Boredom Kills

Like the title,
I'm really bored,
Cant work is the main factor,
Stayed at home,
Doing my daily do's,
And I'm also stucked,
In between reality and the virtual world,
Thanks to Jon for contributing part of it,
By giving me motivations to play on,
At the same time,
I'm also demotivated by disconnections.

Ouch!
RM700+ for a plane ride back
to KL during Chinese New Year?
That amount is HUGE!

Preparations

Nine more days,
Then I'm off to NS,
Mum was so tensed,
Ask me pack this pack that,
Do this, do that,
Me: Mum, NS is like a week more.
Mum: Pack first, later you panic.
Me: Oh come on! I wont.
Mum: You will!
Me: Will not!
Mum: [Ignore me] Hmm, detergent, hanger, bla bla.
Me: Mum! I can pack that myself.
Mum: Let me, you're off for 3 months,
I will not be able to look after you, so let me.
Me: [Stoned]
No matter how much I try,
Mummy is always so hard to coerce.

Life without school is calm but boring,
Everybody is like working,
And I'm here slacking,
Maybe I should just go and pack my stuffs....

Storm Warriors

Damn! The special effects!

I'll give a 10 out of 10 for this movie,

[Only for the special effects]

The downside of this movie is that there

are too many flaws in the storyline.

At least in the fighting movie,

There was a slight humour,

I never knew broomsticks can be a weapon,

Lao Leng, the sweeper,

He pinned down the enemy,

Then he'll sweep and sweep the poor enemy,

Sadly, only words cant describe it.

Don't listen to those people's comment,

Watch it yourself! Feel the passion!

Its worth watching,

And The Pang Brothers,

Oxide and Danny -,-

What a name....

Jon At Than's Seventeenth

Went to a coffee shop today,
While enjoying drinks with my parents,
A girl aged about 20 plus asked a question,
You know why men like smart women?
Her friends, all females,
Pondered for answers but to no avail,
Finally they ask her to reveal the answer,
Damn! You know what?
The answer : Opposite Attracts!
I'm so speechless upon hearing that.

19th December,
Happy Birthday Jon!