Upside Down

I dislike the school's plan,
Chemistry test after holiday?

Come on! You expect us,

to study during the holidays?

Not a chance...

Fancy an upside down house?

Check this one out!

Absolute Friday Morning

An outing occurred,
People like Jon, Mike, and Alan gathered,
with only ONE main objective,
To Have Fun!

They gathered at Jon's house,
then proceeded to Cybertime,
where the two hour game process happened,
Shooting and Strategy games were played,
They triumphed every game with ease.

Hungry, they were after that,
Which landed them at a Mamak Restaurant,
They feasted on Maggi's and Fatty Rice. [haha...]

The group hit the arcade minutes later,
This time, its shooting and driving,
Unfortunately, time was their enemy,
Jon and Mike had to go Mid Valley,
Their final destination was, again,
Jon's house.

Finally, after a brief preparation,
They marched to a bridge,
Split and waved goodbye.
~Fin~

Making Maths Miserable

Additional Maths,

Some say paper one is harder,

Some protest that paper two is harder,

I, myself says Paper two is harder,

Anyway, Who cares about this?

I couldn't answer loads of question

in Paper two,

It was so hectic and miserable,

Especially the proving question,

Spend like 5 minutes on that,

and end up getting nothing.

Heck! Should have practice more on that.

Frustration leads to retardation,

If one couldn't do Additional Mathematics,

Then one would search for weird stuffs,

Check out some funny maths I've found =)

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If real life additional maths were this easy,

Nobody would brag about add maths being hard.

Unfortunately, these easy ways

seems to make it harder than usual.

Hydra-like

Puzzled Physics

Physics!
One of the question,
Hot Air Balloon,
Whats the best fabric?
Synthetic Nylon or Canvas?
Its must Synthetic Nylon! [I hope]

Tomorrow is Maths,
Thanks to Mr.Ang E.L, [Yep, its ANGEL!]
for teaching me this subject,
I can prepare to fail my maths,
Oops! I cant say that,
I still got my tuition teacher,
the Snowman. [?]

Hunger pangs!
Getting it almost everyday,
Mum says its because of maturity,
Oh, Mum! I'm getting a bite.

Hysterical

Like I said, today is History exam.
About minutes after the first paper,
Pn.Zabariah came in,
whisper to the people in my class,
and finally came to me,
"Make sure you pass Sejarah"
whispered Pn.Zabariah while pinching
my left hand.
I was like, "Okay, I didnt study at all,
how am I gonna pass?"
Stoned like for one and a half hours.

In the middle of the first paper,
Kishan asked Mr.Ang's permission, [to go toilet]
Mr.Ang reacted by showing his arms, crossed to him.
Minutes later, Mr.Ang tossed a coin,
and showed to Kishan, [Its head I guess]
Kishan was given permission to go toilet.
Huh? If a person is unlucky,
I guess his bladder is gonna explode.
Daniel was caught cheating with his phone,
Confiscated by Mr.Ang,
Then Malek said,
"Alan! Ask your mum get it back la"
Anyway, he got his phone returned.

Reaper

Season two is back quite a while,

Boring show you might say,

But strangely, I find it very interesting,

Banishing weird guys to hell,

Using common materials with special powers,

Teleported to somewhere anytime,

Pretty interesting show huh?

Might as well watch it?

Damn that 8tv channel,

Playing Reaper at Wednesday 10pm?

Cant they make it earlier?

The Reaper's cast member

Tomorrow will be the History exam,

Gonna reap out some knowledge

from that worn-out textbook.

Nine

Its the nineth of September,
which is also the nineth month,
in the year two thousand and nine.
In chinese,
Nine can resembles dog,
If doubled the power,
Forever was created,
A special number I would say.

Back to today's school day,
Form 5 classes were forced to change place,
with who? The Form 4Us and Bs.
I wonder what will happen to our books
we left in the class.
Morons like them surely will ruin the class.