Laugh Like We Used To

I found some funny things through the web,
And would like to share it with you guys =)
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I brought a herb belt,
It was a waist of thyme.
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Dracula died and was sent to heaven,
He was granted two wish by the god,
Hmm, I still want to suck blood,
After having a hard time thinking,
He decided,
Well, I want all the girls in the world to like me
*Poof* He turned into a sanitary pad
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My grandmother thinks that
Lol = Lots of Love.
One day,
Aunt May died and she sent me a message,
"Dear Hannah, Aunt May just died
yesterday. I hope she'll rest in peace, Lol.
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Thats all I had,
Have a good day.

The Accident

An accident involving a car and a bus took place,
Many people were injured,
Some died of fatality,
One man who lost his arm screamed,
I lost my arm! *sniffle*
How can god do this to me?!

Seeing the poor man,
Another guy walked to him and said,
Come on! Dont be sad,
See the guy over there?
He lost his head and he is not crying...

Heartbreaking

The Friday Night Boys broke up,
I'm so speechless and saddened.
For more informations,
Visit this page.

For you guys who doesnt know about this band,
I recommend listening their songs first,
1) That's what she said
2) Superman (Save You)
3) Stuttering
4) Finding Me Out

Mid Autumn Festival

And so it ended successfully,
Emcee-ing was very fun,
You get to talk to the audience,
You're the focus point of everybody,
[Mind you, I'm not an attention seeker xD]
It was a blast, bomb, whatever you call it.
One thing I'm attracted to is the theme,
When the Moon is full, All Mankind are one
Hmm... 1Msia? o.0

The committee members,

Spot me please !! ;)

Resident Evil

Watched this movie,
Pretty good, had a good shock,
Especially when Alice was at the bathroom,
When she notice a guy there and suddenly
A zombie pop out,
I screamed OH MY GOD! LOL ;)
Not bad anyways,
This movie kinda reminds me of watermelons,
Since I see alot of head burst off with gun shots.

Well, pictures? xD

Its been a while...

Brainteasers

Given by my lecturer during
the team building exercise,
very challenging.

==>Highlight for answers<==

1) A women was pulling her car on the road,
when she stopped at the hotel, she realised
she was bankrupt. Why?
Think of monopoly

2) Jeff, Paul and Richie lives together.
One day, Richie found Paul dead with a pool of water,
and broken glasses scattered around Paul.
Richie knew this was Jeff's work but he
didnt report to the police. Why?
Paul is a fish

3) An aeroplane crashed, every 40
single person was killed. Miraculously,
2 person survived. Why?
They're a couple

4) I have keys, but no locks,
You can enter, but you cant come in,
I have spaces, what am I?
Keyboard

That is all I can remember,
Have fun guessing ;)

Three Seconds

Hey people, [especially girls]
I need to know something,
I came across a rule,

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Three Second Rule
We only have three seconds to approach a hot guy/girl,
From the time him/her is in line of sight,
Otherwise, it begins to be creepy.
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Is that seriously true?